Monday, June 16, 2008

Excavation Services

For Hire: Team of excavators to help move dirt from your yard.

Methods of excavation include shovels, sticks, rocks, or any toy not meant for digging. For quicker jobs we use a fast-digging dog.

Methods of movement include buckets, shovels, air travel, shoes, and (our favorite) clothing.

We specialize in the making and moving of mud.

Lots of experience! We will not stop till all your dirt is in your house!

Call 1-800-ASH-REED.

3 comments:

Stephanie said...

Love it! You are so funny. You children have the best mom.

Great acronyms for VBS by the way!

katiebrown said...

I haven't read your blog before - its fun.

I hear the mud and sand is especially great in Colorado! We'd love for your excavating crew to come out here and try it out with us this summer :)

My mom just told me you are expecting your third baby! Congratulations :) That's so exciting.

Seriously, we'd love to see you guys if you are in need of a vacation :)

Katie

Holly said...

WHAT? YOU'RE PREGNANT? HOW DID I MISS THAT?!!!!!!!!!!!